October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
5 posts
August 2011
8 posts
A Lesson in Douchebag Photography
Warning: The images in this post were created for educational purposes only. I apologise in advance for any distress they may cause you.
It’s come to my attention that I need to address that great photography style brought to our fair internet by social media and ubiquitous cell phone cameras. That’s right: the mirror picture. As you may know, the mirror picture is a horrible,...
July 2011
16 posts
“101 Ways to Leave a Gameshow” is actually a fairly respectable program. Certainly much more so than “Wipeout” at any rate.
#RookieBlue is starting to show off Toronto a lot more. I like this change.
“Field of Dreams” is just “Contact” with baseball.
WatchThe ending is what sells it.
Just noticed Washington DC and Las Vegas have the same architecture philosophy: cheap knock-offs of other people’s monuments.
Even more fireworks! @ Gallipolis City Park http://instagr.am/p/G_Vok/
RT @tyleroakley: Why do all clothing stores put the short jeans on the top shelf and the long jeans on the bottom shelf?
Feuerwerke! @ Appalachian Power Park http://instagr.am/p/G1yDM/
How many sections of the Hershey bar do you use on a s’more? My mum only uses one, I prefer 3, Hershey ads show a whopping 6.
June 2011
15 posts
Oh hell, I think they’re going to regret sending this. http://instagr.am/p/Gk3jr/
RT @naodonnell: Looks like WCHS/WVAH and WOWK need to get their game on. WCHS will get it by December. WOWK will get it when WSAZ switch …
RT @sandeepparikh: The Matrix is like pancakes. The first one is perfect but by the time you eat the third, you just want to puke up th …
#RookieBlue is actually rather good. They don’t try so hard to hide the location anymore but they don’t play it up like American shows do.
I think this dude was just on #AGT, seriously talented. You dont see a lot of pole dancing with male upper-body strength http://t.co/uOX5ht1
Red Velvet Cake Recipe
Too many people fuck up red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting! This is a sin. Proper red velvet cake is made with the much under-appreciated butter roux frosting. To alleviate this, I’m sharing my grandma’s recipe. Now, please, leave the cream cheese on carrot cake where it belongs.
This cake is normally made as a layer cake and I often like to make it up to 4 layers (either by...
RT @ASourAppleTree: I wonder if Holzer considers having that tool from Cash Explosion as their spokesman a major “get.” #Gallipolis
Lots of people talking about phones replacing wallets, but when will my phone be ID for buying alcohol? http://t.co/fe8pbDl #moderndrunkard
And Steam is just about the best thing ever invented, btw.
#LoveBites is really strange conceptually, but the cast is excellent. I’ll stick with it given the lack of summer programming.
RT @fromedome: Does Windows 8 have SkiFree? That’s all I care about.
RT @ASourAppleTree: @Anifan She knows that she has the talent for a 40-year career. She can get away with a few high-dollar turd sam’miches.
May 2011
13 posts
RT @reviewinhaiku: THE MECHANIC: It’s The Transporter — But instead of hot woman — We get Ben Foster. http://bit.ly/k4FJh1
It’s 2011 and WOWK is still broadcasting in stereo. I hope they cry themselves to sleep at night.
I think my beloved fauxhawk of the last decade falls historically somewhere in between.
I’m starting to think JJ Abrams really is the new Spielberg… i.e. the film equivalent of blue balls.